Notes
Plain writing on getting work finished: making AI sound like you, shipping the rough version, and closing the deck before Friday.
Why your Copilot still sounds like a robot.
The setting read your sample, learned three adjectives, and drifted back to the default by paragraph three. Tone is a costume; voice is a build. What the style-matching features actually capture, and how to hand your assistant the part they miss.
Read →Everyone's writing got faster. Nobody's reading did.
Cold email replies, search clicks, and software launches are all running the same trade: producing the thing got cheap, and being read got expensive. Your Tuesday update is the fourth market it came for, and the fix is not writing more of them.
Read →41% of LinkedIn's long posts are written by AI, and that's the best news your writing has had in years
A million scanned posts, and the machines pooled exactly where professionals perform expertise at length, under their own names. Which means writing like a person just became the whole game. What the Pangram study measured, and why the shocked reposts are reading it backwards.
Read →We run every page of this site through our own check
The Slop Check's nine rules are public, which sets up an obvious question: does our own writing pass? Here's the honest answer, the scanner that keeps it honest, and the invitation to paste our pages in yourself.
Read →A humanizer hides the machine. Your reader was never looking for the machine.
A whole category of tools rewrites AI text until a detector reads it as human. But nobody at work runs your memo through a detector. They read it, and they form an opinion of you. Concealment can't reach that.
Read →The AI detector is asking the wrong question
Detectors guess who wrote a text, and guess wrong famously often. The question your reputation actually rides on is different: does it read like slop? That one doesn't need a probability. It's checkable, line by line.
Read →Your boss can tell
The research now has numbers: four in ten desk workers received AI work dressed as finished work last month, and the sender's reputation paid for it. You saved twenty minutes. The receiver repriced you.
Read →You don't have a writing problem. You have a friction problem.
The deck that's three weeks late isn't late because you can't write. Something mechanical is in the way, it wears one of three costumes, and naming which one is most of the fix.
Read →Why your writing sounds like AI, and the nine tells that give it away
It isn't one thing. It's a stack of small fingerprints (the stock vocabulary, the em-dash tic, the sentences that all run the same length) that your reader clocks in under three seconds. Here's the whole list, and the fix for each.
Read →More Notes are on the way.